The cure for being single when nothing else has worked
DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com **NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you’re hearing is Pachelbel’s Canon played in E. It’s commonly used as a wedding song. Get it? :) Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson bit.ly Beat By Ray Johnson and Velcro Love Party ***LYRICS*** Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don’t have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it’s too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. We know you’re straight, dude. I really hate to Say there’s no way anyone else would date you. Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you’re worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. I’m thinking maybe you should give him a chance. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he’s a man. We know you’re blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. You’re always home alone. You ain’t Macaulay Culkin. You ain’t a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. And while relationships have their twists and turns, You know he’ll never leave you. Don’t you, Mr. Burns. So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, And you can …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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xTGTeam says:
January 29, 2012 at 2:04 am (UTC 0)
Aww GAY LOVE
TheBlackParadeGirl11 says:
January 29, 2012 at 2:27 am (UTC 0)
What program did Ray use to make his old videos like this????
guitarhead212 says:
January 29, 2012 at 2:55 am (UTC 0)
For those wanting to title me ignorant, I dont disapprove gays, I have friends of all nationalities & sexualities, I’m a nonpracticing Christian, I see things/points of views from all angles, I’m a patriot though I did not serve I support our troops in any way I can. A wise man said “… Though I do not agree with what you say, I will defend your right to say it.”
Tolerate the intolerable
guitarhead212 says:
January 29, 2012 at 3:45 am (UTC 0)
So if God loves everyone, does that mean he loves Hitler, John Wayne Gacy, Ed Gein? Also if he really loves everyone then why did he create hell? God is good & all that, don’t get me wrong, but honestly can’t say he loves everyone, he does hate. If not for Jesus sacrificing himself, he would’ve smited us for our sins. As for “fag” being no no word… Bitch please. Too much censoring in this country, if someone disapproves of somethin, it doesn’t make them ignorant, they just don’t like it
alanrocks121 says:
January 29, 2012 at 4:18 am (UTC 0)
@3412faith sorry i dint want yall to get affeneded
MrNelsonlederer says:
January 29, 2012 at 4:58 am (UTC 0)
@MultiAnimalFreak get back to the kitchen
MultiAnimalFreak says:
January 29, 2012 at 5:48 am (UTC 0)
@burgess128 Um Okayyyy? xD By the way Im a girl.
sketchman01 says:
January 29, 2012 at 6:02 am (UTC 0)
Alanrocks god doesn’t hate anyone and if he did it would be closed minded ignorant people like you
sherlika says:
January 29, 2012 at 6:41 am (UTC 0)
Alanrocks u racist idiot god does not hate anyone
3412faith says:
January 29, 2012 at 7:23 am (UTC 0)
@alanrocks121 the fuck is wrong with you? God doesn’t hate ‘fags’ and that’s a really disrespectful word… oh ueah and by the ways how do you know that god hates ‘fags’ are you god??? Didn’t think so. So fuck off and get a life
thirdlucila says:
January 29, 2012 at 7:24 am (UTC 0)
i remember when i first watch this. i sh*t my pants and listen again
DaCrippledGamer says:
January 29, 2012 at 7:25 am (UTC 0)
d’aww
Y0CHAN28 says:
January 29, 2012 at 7:32 am (UTC 0)
d’aww
kimhelena says:
January 29, 2012 at 7:37 am (UTC 0)
this made me cry :) soooo cute
ShashaBrakinski says:
January 29, 2012 at 8:33 am (UTC 0)
I was kinda cute :3
TheJakeandBrosShow says:
January 29, 2012 at 8:36 am (UTC 0)
how could people dislike this song?
xXxbribrixXx667 says:
January 29, 2012 at 9:25 am (UTC 0)
awwww this was cute!!!
KenzieGoffe says:
January 29, 2012 at 9:47 am (UTC 0)
Actually really cute song
I actually cried at the end –
and even besides the lyrics and video
Good song in general:)
RitaMoulderAuthor says:
January 29, 2012 at 10:26 am (UTC 0)
not gonna lie, that was the CUTEST SONG EVAR!
MrLovegirl1235 says:
January 29, 2012 at 10:44 am (UTC 0)
itz rong but kinda rite
awesome5040 says:
January 29, 2012 at 11:34 am (UTC 0)
32,209 PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHO MISTER BURNS IS OR SMITHERS
FangTheUmbreon123 says:
January 29, 2012 at 12:15 pm (UTC 0)
I like this song. and im a dude :/ Nuff said.
SwallowingButtons says:
January 29, 2012 at 12:20 pm (UTC 0)
@CommanderGeezuz lol yeh :)
IansmomMMM says:
January 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm (UTC 0)
why the fuck are there dislikes on this video?
MDFkLAKA says:
January 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm (UTC 0)
Gey song…