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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?– Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.– Brendan Francis
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.– Cathy Carlyle
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.– Cecilia Egan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.– Cher
Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.– Cher
By the time you swear you’re his,Shivering and sighing,And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.– Dorothy Parker
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.– Dudley Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.– Erma Bombeck
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.– Oscar Wilde
Love is a grave mental disease.– Plato
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?– Rita Rudner
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.?– Sandra J. Dykes
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.– Shelley Winters
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.– Steve Martin
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.– Thomas Hardy
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.– Tommy Dewar
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.– W. Somerset Maugham
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.– Walt Disney
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.– Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.– Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.– Woody Allen
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.– Jonathan Carroll
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.– Joyce Brothers
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.– Katharine Hepburn
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.– La Rochefoucauld
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.– Lily Tomlin
The only people who make love all the time are liars.– Louis Jordan
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.– Natalie Wood
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