The cure for being single when nothing else has worked
ATTN shirts now available: www.districtlines.com disclaimer: DON’T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!) the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)–find the original song here: itunes.apple.com Lyrics: NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let’s get our debate on–1,2,3 MB: It is time to stand up and say We get to choose We get to choose It’s one of the two liberty or tyranny EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity? MG: chastity? HW: puppetry? OB: obesity? JE: marijuanity? pretty please?! MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government It’s our choice, what will we choose today? Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny? MG: it all depends–who gets to be the tyrant? SG: I thought this bill was about the climate NP: Just remember these 4 words For what this legislation means Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs Let’s vote for jobs CC: and jobs NP: and jobs CC: don’t forget about jobs Speaker: Those in favor say “aye”. CC: AAAAYYE! Speaker: Those opposed, “no”. JB: Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!! The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word: JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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headstrong440 says:
November 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm (UTC 0)
john boehner takes the cake on this one haha
TheOhyeahproductions says:
November 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm (UTC 0)
Hey look, it’s that crazy lady from that one thing on the news that I don’t watch due to lack of autotune.
JokerL1000 says:
November 30, 2011 at 9:01 pm (UTC 0)
its funny that the people in the video r now trying to be president.
ajgomez34 says:
November 30, 2011 at 9:33 pm (UTC 0)
@chancethaman ikr!
JonThm says:
November 30, 2011 at 10:24 pm (UTC 0)
Man made climate change is nuclear fiction
chancethaman says:
November 30, 2011 at 11:00 pm (UTC 0)
if the news where actually like this, i’d watch it WAY more often.
yugo441 says:
November 30, 2011 at 11:52 pm (UTC 0)
WATCH THIS NOW!!!!!!! IT ONLY HAS 80K+ VIEWS AND IT DESERVES 50000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG JUST WATCH ITTTTTTTT
youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=_Sdb37nYIY8&feature=channel_video_title
SparklyJennaLeigh says:
December 1, 2011 at 12:19 am (UTC 0)
wake up dead….wow.
killerkid589 says:
December 1, 2011 at 1:05 am (UTC 0)
“It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose
We get to choose
It’s one of the two
liberty or tyranny”
Nope Chuck Testa x)
Crunch1011 says:
December 1, 2011 at 2:02 am (UTC 0)
FREEDOM
gurkis35 says:
December 1, 2011 at 2:36 am (UTC 0)
No doubt.
Same doubt.
Shawtayeeh.
Same doubt.
danielsaidi says:
December 1, 2011 at 3:12 am (UTC 0)
Oooooh, I cannot stop listening to this song. Going for yet another one…mmmmm.
254kenneth says:
December 1, 2011 at 3:27 am (UTC 0)
1:21 she sounds like GlaDos :OOOO
KDBroadCastings says:
December 1, 2011 at 4:27 am (UTC 0)
Make more videos
forsurenoob says:
December 1, 2011 at 4:37 am (UTC 0)
@Caedus696 Isn’t that what I’m saying to the fine gentleman I’m replying to? I’m saying that it’s very hard to adopt so bringing a child JUST so he can be adopted might just be a bit too risky.
Caedus696 says:
December 1, 2011 at 4:49 am (UTC 0)
@forsurenoob Do you realize how hard it is to adopt? It’s not an overnight process. People jump through hoops of fire for years and still don’t get to have a child. The system checks everything about the person over and over again yes there are some bad people that slip through the cracks but this is 2011 not some old time story with the wicked step mother.
Kberry02 says:
December 1, 2011 at 5:31 am (UTC 0)
I thoughtthis bill was about the climate?????
GNRlova23 says:
December 1, 2011 at 5:51 am (UTC 0)
Pause at 0:55 , his name is John Boehner XD
CrossMirageX3 says:
December 1, 2011 at 6:45 am (UTC 0)
1:04-1:05 Spongebob underpants.
forsurenoob says:
December 1, 2011 at 7:37 am (UTC 0)
@dysqsarhut What are you suggesting? you want your kid to be adopted than aborted? is it your kid if so anyway? sure, you’re his legal mother/father but not his mom/dad… I’ll be honest here, I agree with that. If you want to bring a child into this world and then let somebody adopt him, that’s totally fine. But what isn’t fine is that, you can’t guarantee that he’ll be adopted, who said that people want your kid in particular? isn’t it a bit too risky?
Strawhat78 says:
December 1, 2011 at 7:51 am (UTC 0)
I thought I saw saw Michael Jackson driving an Impala yesterday
Nope,
it’s just CHUCK TESTA
dysqsarhut says:
December 1, 2011 at 8:16 am (UTC 0)
@forsurenoob They ‘don’t find babies to adopt’ because people are too stubborn to put their kids up for adoption even when they can’t support them. I’d rather have my kid adopted and fostered than murdered legally. Btw, don’t liberal supporters of abortion follow atheism, why would they pray for adoption?
MrZootiX says:
December 1, 2011 at 9:13 am (UTC 0)
@oday215 Kesha does a decent job at it too..
Ryoko48 says:
December 1, 2011 at 10:10 am (UTC 0)
Watching these auto-tunes songs with the transcribe audio makes for some insane hilarity. ‘Hell no’ becomes ‘power hog’
silenceisgod says:
December 1, 2011 at 10:35 am (UTC 0)
@coolglock19 : WTF are you talking about?